
So I’m hanging out with one of my friends and her Mom sends her a text that says, “have you seen my Facebook status?” When she gets this message I’m the one who’s holding the phone and read it out loud to her. The next thing that I see is her leaping over me like a track star at the Olympics. Then she is sprinting down the hall in a massive whirlwind towards her laptop that is turned on sitting on the floor. It looks like it’s going to be an easy victory, but there’s a hidden obstacle, the fan cord. So my friend’s sister and I were treated to a front row of my friend sliding cheek first across the carpet. And all this was because my friend’s fiancé hadn’t told his mother that they are getting “married”, and her mother has a big mouth.
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